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If you'd like to be informed when there is a show, or a reminder just prior to a show, event, gig, heist, or other sundry gathering, please fill out the form below to be placed on the mailing list for what I'm laughingly calling a newsletter, but will really just be a hastily written email reminding y'all of something that I think is important.  Still... sign up for it.
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Be sure to stop in here and check on our gigs, more of which are surely coming.
Seriously, even if you already have this album, you should buy another one... cos you're gonna wear that bitch out.  It's that good.

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"Brilliant and sensible songwriting"
     -Ritch Harrigan​​​​ (Gordon St.)

"Fuck that Ernie Darrah and his catchy tunes!  I can't get Apophasis out of my head!"
     -Alyssa Haynes (totally unbiased stranger that is by no means sleeping with any member of the band)​​​

"I drank what?"
     -Socrates (totally unbiased philosopher that is by no means sleeping with any member of the band)

​"We're talking about a million dollar idea here...IMPRESSIVE... Phenomenal harmonies, fresh and energetic.  Take Me Back is a toe tapping, head bobbing winner."
     -Donald Mattice, Producer/Media Mogul​​​/Adult Film Actor/Senator (I-NY)

​​"Quite possibly the greatest thing EVAR!!!"
     -Unemployed Monthly (Febtober, '13)​
The album you've been waiting for for your entire lives... even if you didn't know it...
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